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Grand Canyon, CO - April 2, 2007 - Monarch Corp, LLC, headed up by renowned super villain 'The Monarch' today announced the acquisition of fan-run Venture Bros. website The Mantis-Eye Experiment. The Mantis-Eye Experiment, known for its in depth episode capsules and notes, gets about 75,000 visitors monthly (much higher when the show is airing) and Monarch Corp believes it will be a valuable asset to their ever-growing domain of newly acquired assets which includes a minority share in Starbucks Coffee, as well as various New York City hot dog vendors.
The man behind Monarch Corp, known only as 'The Monarch', when contacted, noted that "The Mantis-Eye Experiment was a thorn in my side, because it was a major proponent of Venture news, but very little Monarch news. This, I could not stand for. It was time to take it down, but then I realized it could be better utilized for my own devious deeds!"
The site's former owner, Mike, could not be contacted, and the terms of the sale have not been disclosed to the public. Monarch Corp of course wasted no time revamping the site, changing the color scheme to the Monarch's signature purple and yellow and renaming it to The Mighty Monarch after Monarch Corp's sole shareholder.
Little is know about what is in store for the future of the site, but we can only assume it will be better than it ever was. And of course it will no longer be used to spread Venture-related propaganda.
So there you have it, minions! In celebration of this momentous event I have created a new Mantis-Poll, which should really be called the 'Monarch-Poll', but my graphic designer is on sabbatical after I shot him in the eye with a dart for his insolence. Speaking of which, if you have any graphic design experience, feel free to shoot your resume over to the G-Mail. Flexible hours! Good benefits!
Monarch Corp, LLC Announces Aquisition of Mantis-Eye Experiment
Grand Canyon, CO - April 2, 2007 - Monarch Corp, LLC, headed up by renowned super villain 'The Monarch' today announced the acquisition of fan-run Venture Bros. website The Mantis-Eye Experiment. The Mantis-Eye Experiment, known for its in depth episode capsules and notes, gets about 75,000 visitors monthly (much higher when the show is airing) and Monarch Corp believes it will be a valuable asset to their ever-growing domain of newly acquired assets which includes a minority share in Starbucks Coffee, as well as various New York City hot dog vendors.
The man behind Monarch Corp, known only as 'The Monarch', when contacted, noted that "The Mantis-Eye Experiment was a thorn in my side, because it was a major proponent of Venture news, but very little Monarch news. This, I could not stand for. It was time to take it down, but then I realized it could be better utilized for my own devious deeds!"
The site's former owner, Mike, could not be contacted, and the terms of the sale have not been disclosed to the public. Monarch Corp of course wasted no time revamping the site, changing the color scheme to the Monarch's signature purple and yellow and renaming it to The Mighty Monarch after Monarch Corp's sole shareholder.
Little is know about what is in store for the future of the site, but we can only assume it will be better than it ever was. And of course it will no longer be used to spread Venture-related propaganda.
So there you have it, minions! In celebration of this momentous event I have created a new Mantis-Poll, which should really be called the 'Monarch-Poll', but my graphic designer is on sabbatical after I shot him in the eye with a dart for his insolence. Speaking of which, if you have any graphic design experience, feel free to shoot your resume over to the G-Mail. Flexible hours! Good benefits!
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