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With that out of the way, in the May 2007 issue of Wizard you can find a nearly one-page preview of the season two DVD of that show whose name we dare not speak! It should be called The Monarch Brothers or, I guess just The Monarch since I don't have a brother... except I hold all copyrights to that name and we would have a field day with that lawsuit! The article, which appears on page 113, details the commentary on the DVD. The only mention of yours truly is the following:
... an emotionally unstable arch-enemy raised by butterflies called The Monarch; and his diabolical yet needy, deep-voiced partner-in-crime, Dr. Girlfriend.
First off, emotionally unstable!? HOW DARE THEY! Wizard shall pay for its insolence! And there is a large tax on insolence! Large indeed. That aside, I can't imagine you'd want to read the article any more since I just wrote out the best part. Save your money for better things, like a non-insolent magazine such as Butterfly Weekly. Emotionally unstable. There is no way to accurately express my disdain in text form!- by Kuiosikle
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It's funny, I know someone with a themightymonarch.com domain name and themightymonarch@gmail.com email addy...oh wait, that someone is ME!
- by Chairman
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- by CartoonistatLarge
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- by The Monarch
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Rest assured, loyal denizen, I currently have a caravan of henchmen headed to where we think the spammers MAIN HEADQUARTERS is located!
Their time is short now, oh yes. FOR SOON THEY SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MONARCH AND FIND THAT HE DEEMS SPAM SALTY AND UNAPPETIZING!! Indeed.
Their time is short now, oh yes. FOR SOON THEY SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MONARCH AND FIND THAT HE DEEMS SPAM SALTY AND UNAPPETIZING!! Indeed.
- by Doc Kneezy
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Yes.Yes.Yes. Kill the motherfuckers!!!!!!!! If you need an extra henchman for the job, I'm more than willing to volenteer. P.S. What does "Love never blows up and gets killed" supposed to mean?? Is it why Dr.Venture doesn't love his kids. That's fucked up. More than half of their deaths wern't their faults. Bastard.
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