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Okay, here is a possibility as to where things are going with Doc and Malcolm. Many of us are now assuming they are half-brothers, or even full on brothers, but I now have another theory. It looks like Ol' Jonas has corrupted Blue Morpho and either through some swinger's party or a wife / partner swap Doctor "Venture" is actually the son of the Blue Morpho and Malcolm, aka The Mighty Monarch, is actually the son of (Dun, Dun, Dun) Jonas Venture! How f'd up would that be? Would that mean that Malcolm would be entitled to Ven-Tech Industries?
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Feb. 23, 2016, 8:55pm
But then what about JJ? He's pure Jonas. I like the twist and how it would mess up these fragile souls, though.
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Feb. 23, 2016, 9:02pm
Maybe both Jonas and B.M. got the same woman pregnant, then JJ got absorbed in the womb by Rusty. Wouldn't it be funny if one of those actresses turned out to be Doc's Mom?
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Feb. 24, 2016, 9:04am
Ah, so the real "Rusty Venture" is when your dad and his BFFrenemy have a menage a trois, simultaneously impregnating the same woman with triplets, you absorb one of the other embryos, and you and your other brother get traded to the wrong dads and become mortal enemies, plagued with tragedy and failure. And after a lifetime of daddy issues, your absorbed brother emerges from your frail body as a handsome genius, embodying every Venturtastic characteristic your super scientist dad could have passed on to you, but didn't. Not to mention the copious amount of offspring clone slugs you blaze through yourself with wilted pride in the name of atrophied fatherhood.

Ha ha! Superscience!
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Feb. 24, 2016, 11:38am
  • by Captain V
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I truly believe that something crazy like that will actually happen.


AND-

Dr. Mrs. will be revealed to be the Monarch's long lost sister!
Big Star Wars esque twist, and then they'll divorce!

THEN-

The series finale will end with Rusty becoming a costumed evil doer and arching Malcolm... and Malcolm will become a hero and a successful scientist, taking up his rightful birthright! And then Sheila will marry someone else... 21 maybe.

FIN
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Feb. 23, 2016, 9:06pm
  • by Captain V
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Oh, and Hank and Dean's mother... probably totally created in a laboratory... with Sheila's eggs and Rusty's sperm!
Because she sold some eggs in college before meeting Limb to pay for her schooling... or something.
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Feb. 23, 2016, 9:10pm
  • by Captain V
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I'm just kidding... by the way.
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Feb. 25, 2016, 12:12am

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