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Indeed.
Finally getting to watch--and rewatch--the entire episode--Dean is told he is a clone. But J. K. Simons--"Bob"--tells him he does have a "Mommy" and says it happens like most--two drunk people who forget to use a condom.
Sooooooo . . . *checks notes scribbled in crayon on the padded walls* . . . Myra was ruled out because she implies she did not actually give birth to them and most likely Jackson and Doc thought "Myra? Nyaaah!"
So who?
Doc got drunk and lucking three times?
Finally getting to watch--and rewatch--the entire episode--Dean is told he is a clone. But J. K. Simons--"Bob"--tells him he does have a "Mommy" and says it happens like most--two drunk people who forget to use a condom.
Sooooooo . . . *checks notes scribbled in crayon on the padded walls* . . . Myra was ruled out because she implies she did not actually give birth to them and most likely Jackson and Doc thought "Myra? Nyaaah!"
So who?
Doc got drunk and lucking three times?
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Rusty has laid three different woman, apparently, all while he was 24-25, and then nothing for 25 years. Now many times he'd had sex with those three woman is obviously up in the air.
But if Myra wasn't good enough to be Hank and Dean's mother, who would be. Who would dump their off-spring on a neurotic 24 year old and never see them again. That's a sick woman who makes Myra look good by comparison.
But if Myra wasn't good enough to be Hank and Dean's mother, who would be. Who would dump their off-spring on a neurotic 24 year old and never see them again. That's a sick woman who makes Myra look good by comparison.
I am of the suspicion that she did not leave the boys so much as befell one of the many accidents that happen on the Venture Compound.
Notice that not much if anything is said about Rusty's Mom--there is a joke there I think . . . "Rusty's Mom" . . . I digress.
Or, more likely, Jackson and Doc have not sat down and figured out what happened to either of them. "Dude! We were tying to get Dr. O in an episode and you want to know about Rusty's Mom?!!"
Notice that not much if anything is said about Rusty's Mom--there is a joke there I think . . . "Rusty's Mom" . . . I digress.
Or, more likely, Jackson and Doc have not sat down and figured out what happened to either of them. "Dude! We were tying to get Dr. O in an episode and you want to know about Rusty's Mom?!!"
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*quietly waves "original boys are still alive and living a normal life with their mother" flag*
But some other potential options:
--It was dangerous for some reason for them to live with her, perhaps due to lifestyle
--she couldn't acknowledge them as her own because she was... married to someone else?
--she really, really didn't want children and Rusty convinced her to carry to term on this condition
--she is from ANOTHER DIMENSION
--she has amnesia for some reason
--she is dead
--she is in a coma
So, Doc and Jackson have a fair number of options here. I do think that the boys not being told their mother's identity, ever, at a point in time that they could remember it and put together the pieces, indicates that there's some danger to them (or to Rusty!) if he ever let them meet her/discover her.
Last thought: she was most likely the woman he lost his virginity to, no? Didn't he make a crack about how ugly his first woman was at some point?
But some other potential options:
--It was dangerous for some reason for them to live with her, perhaps due to lifestyle
--she couldn't acknowledge them as her own because she was... married to someone else?
--she really, really didn't want children and Rusty convinced her to carry to term on this condition
--she is from ANOTHER DIMENSION
--she has amnesia for some reason
--she is dead
--she is in a coma
So, Doc and Jackson have a fair number of options here. I do think that the boys not being told their mother's identity, ever, at a point in time that they could remember it and put together the pieces, indicates that there's some danger to them (or to Rusty!) if he ever let them meet her/discover her.
Last thought: she was most likely the woman he lost his virginity to, no? Didn't he make a crack about how ugly his first woman was at some point?
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Maybe the boys are not really Rusty's children, but his brothers from a clandestine relationship between the Monarchs mother and Thaddeus Sr.? The original boys were killed in some horrible accident (possibly the same plane crash that killed Mr. Monarch and turned the Monarchs father into Venturion) and Venture Sr. kept the clones hidden and unhatched until a later time? Of course, that would mean Rusty was complicit in such.
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