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Tears of a Sea Cow -- Discussion!

Hey kids it's that's time again. Doc Hammer penned Tears of a Sea Cow is up on Adult Swim Video for your viewing pleasure. After you've watched it you can come in here and ramble endlessly with other Venture-fans about the episode or the series. As always there are spoilers within, so don't peek if you don't want to know. Also feel free to give the episode your approval (or disapproval) on the capsule page if you like. Enjoy!
  • by Pvt. Schwa
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The Monarch arching Jonas... I love it!
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Jul. 19, 2008, 1:36am
  • by green_lantren_mogo
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I can't wait to see what they do with that.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 9:03pm
  • by Donkiku
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Wow. In this episode I enjoyed Dermit. He was really funny.
Also, 21 is just too Cool. Also, The Mighty Monarch raping G.U.A.R.D.O.... chlamydia. Oh, the Lulz.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 1:57am
  • by Dermott
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It's Dermott. I am sorry.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 2:00am
  • by dillsnufus
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loved this episode. the henchmen were great and dermott giving the "aliens earth germs" was amazing also hank's band. i hope the shirt is a band shirt. i haven't bought a shirt yet but if i'm right this might be my first.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 2:08am
  • by Sean Donnelly
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Oh my god. Is this finally the week we get an "Oh no, it's Guard-O" t-shirt?
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Jul. 19, 2008, 2:12am
  • by wordbird
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my money is on a Monarch-themed shirt.

perhaps a Dr. Mrs. the Monarch costume shirt, complete with cleavage? :P
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Jul. 21, 2008, 1:33am
  • by haux
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The Monarch's gloves are black.
Dr. Mrs. The M. should know this:
http://gattadonna.deviantart.com/art/Dr-Girlfriend-90690216
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Jul. 19, 2008, 2:18am
  • by WorstServedCold
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This was another fantastic example of that special blend that makes me love TVB: tons of character and plot development that still somehow makes room for a lot of random and consistently funny dialogue. I mean, that's some truly tight writing. Also, like the best Venture Brothers episodes, it starts out slowly, introducing plot threads, then builds to a nutty crescendo that manages to tie them all up at just the right pace to be hectic but not OVERLY hectic.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 2:30am
  • by H
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OH my god, the show is finally back! After a slow start and a couple good episodes, they hit it out of the ballpark. This episode is so meta, with the Tim-Tom and Kevin discussion, the can't kill Hank thing and more 'when did we get this moments. No Doc or Brock, but Dean was very Dr. Venture-y anyway. Glad to see everything back on track.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 2:30am
  • by cuavsfan
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I'm still not a big fan of Tim-Tom and Kevin, but this was probably my favorite episode of the season thus far.

Shirt: Dugon? Hank? Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? Guard-O?

Funny stuff:
Moppets costumes - The Pupa Twins
G. Viceroy = 21
"And that he gave it... the stupidest name ever."
Monarch + 21 + 24 = Awesome!!!
The classic round bomb
The slide
"super runaway"
21 telling Hank he's immortal and then shooting him... with a tranquilizer
Dean being so easily swayed by Dr. Monarch
21 doesn't know anything about the equipment

Bigger plot stuff:
Monarch / Rusty origin - "Why can't we get a straight answer"
Dermott is almost certainly Brock's son
Monarch arching Jonas
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Jul. 19, 2008, 2:56am
  • by Bonzo the Fifth
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Did you notice that 21 said he's shot Hank TWICE? When, exactly, was the second time this happened? Or is that something they'll come back to at some point?
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Jul. 19, 2008, 11:10am
  • by Charlie
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Nah, it's a one-off joke; who knows how many times they've died? We only saw some of the deaths. How many times henchmen, et al, have killed the boys is unknown but certainly in the dozens if 21 has actually witnessed a couple of them.
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Jul. 20, 2008, 1:11am
  • by Josh Geller
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When we saw them die, 21 shot the boys off their hoverbikes. At the end of the first season. He and 24 were in a pickup truck. The whole thing was an 'Easy Rider' reference.

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Jul. 20, 2008, 6:17am
  • by Donki
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You also have to take into consideration that 21 is not the smartest guy. He doesn't know anything about his equipment.
To the point that he ALWAYS thought he was using a Rifle and not a tranquilizer gun.

So maybe he thinks everytime he shoots the boys he is killing them?
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Jul. 21, 2008, 6:18pm
  • by Mike
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Yeah that was my interpretation as well.
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Jul. 21, 2008, 8:17pm
  • by Sean Donnelly
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Also, what happened with the Phantom Limb subplot? He killed Manotaur and then: gone. Season finale type of deal? A little more development would have been nice, but then maybe it was played out as a story.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 3:29am
  • by dan
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i thought that was a flashback.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 5:55am
  • by Sean Donnelly
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But he was injured from Cremation Creek...oh, you might be right.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 6:18am
  • by sohlberg
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He was walking with a cane, injured from the end of season 2.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 7:43am
  • by Bonzo the Fifth
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Publick and Doc have said a few times that the end of the season will come back to some threads thought forgotten about. It appears that Phantom Limb is probably going to be at least one of those threads...
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Jul. 19, 2008, 11:11am
  • by green_lantren_mogo
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I think it's a season finale type deal. I also think brock won't find out dermott is his son until then.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 9:06pm
  • by Ticking-Glock
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I might be wrong but Dr. Dugong reminded me very vaguely of Larry Flynt. Other than that I really hope they take Monarch vs. Jonas Jr. somewhere.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 3:32am
  • by Ticking-Glock
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I might be wrong but Dr. Dugong reminded me very vaguely of Larry Flynt. Other than that I really hope they take Monarch vs. Jonas Jr. somewhere.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 3:32am
  • by Trashcan Man
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Good Lord... Monarch rapes a robot with Dr. Venture's face on it. The psychological implications of that are.... wow. Just wow. Speechless.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 4:32am
  • by EmKay
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The Moppets (er, Pupae Twins) keep getting creepier with regards to their sexual obsession with Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Was she nervous about commanding the Cocoon on her own? Seemed like she needed some inner build up before she could sit down and command everything.

It sounds stupid, but I'm actually a little sad that Dr. Dugong is dead. Maybe because he seems to have had more lines than other characters who really die? Or maybe because there will be no one to look after his cuttlefish.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 4:49am
  • by donkiku
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You know, I actually felt a little sad for him too.
He was ugly, ok. But he was a nice guy.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 6:05am
  • by EmKay
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The abstract concepts of love and caring crossed with a manatee or a dewgong or whatever couldn't save him from a laser bazooka.

Poor guy.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 7:52am
  • by Amun-Ra
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Dr. Dugong was probably one of the funniest things the show has done in a while. It's too bad he's dead- then again, he might have gotten old if he had survived.
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Jul. 20, 2008, 11:04pm
  • by Josh Geller
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He may not be dead. Have you seen his body?

The Monarch doesn't actually have much if any lethal weaponry; tranquilizer dart guns? I mean come on.

So he uses this thing that looks just like a DRAGON anti-tank missile. That bulbous thingie on the business end of it is (I happen to know, having handled an actual DRAGON) is styrofoam. What if it is actually a nerf missile, hmmmm?


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Jul. 27, 2008, 7:47am
  • by Joe
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Classic Sound Effect: When The Monarch blew away that pathetic Dr. Dugong, did anybody else not think "Autobot gun sound effect!" ?

Dermott continues to make me shake my head sadly. He's like a composite of a few guys I went to school with.
That lighter-up-his-ass boobytrap was priceless.

Interesting how he might occasionally throw a low-level taunt at Dean, but he doesn't lay it on as thick as he first did. Looks like that ass-beating drove some respect into him.

About him being Brock's son...there's gotta be a further curve-ball that's going to be thrown at us.

The Moppets...I wonder if they're going to pull a coup d'tat on The Monarch and possibly Dr. Girlfriend as well, especially after that little planning session they had while watching Nell.

JJ versus The Monarch? YES! The Guild approved this? I wonder if JJ signed up for an arch-enemy or if his status as a super-scientist guarantees him one...whether he wants it or not.

Well, now The Monarch gets to see what it's like to take on a REAL super-scientist...it's a good thing he has Dr. Girlfriend and The Moppets, else he'd be totally screwed.

This season is really shaping up...although I'm still waiting for this season's Victor Echo November.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 4:51am
  • by WorstServedCold
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The Monarch arching JJ is going to make for an interesting hate triangle no matter how it ends up.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 8:44am
  • by Bonzo the Fifth
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Given Rusty's jealousy of everything involving his brother, you kind of have to wonder how he's going to take the news that JJ even managed to get his arch-enemy...
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Jul. 19, 2008, 11:06am
  • by Joe
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Good point...on the one hand, Rusty never understood The Monarch's hatred of him, he's also been super-annoyed by the whole thing from the start anyway. (filing complaints with the Guild)

But like you said, jealousy of JJ might cause him....to apply with the Guild to have The Monarch reassigned?
Or maybe something with Sergeant Hatred...a stage-managed fight designed for publicity, like that Walking Eye. Hmmmm
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Jul. 19, 2008, 5:48pm
  • by Bonzo the Fifth
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Well, Killinger was going to arch Venture with his brother before, so it wasn't like it came out of left field or anything. Truth be told, I'm surprised it took this long for it to happen.

Honestly, I think the Monarch is probably a bit in over his head arching JJ. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, on the other hand... that'll be interesting...
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Jul. 19, 2008, 11:09am
  • by haux
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Superscience News!
Dr. Venture's New Invention SUCKS!
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Jul. 19, 2008, 4:53am
  • by Ron Bonham
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Loved the time zone clocks in the lab that were all different incorrect times, very Doc Venture!!
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Jul. 19, 2008, 5:30am
  • by doug
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I'm liking the moppets more and more, best episode of the season!!! Sean donnely referred to phanton limb killing manotaur.. i took that as a flashback not a thread for the season but could be wrong of course
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Jul. 19, 2008, 5:54am
  • by Trashcan Man
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Looks like the Venture newsletter is produced on a Ditto Machine, a staple of my childhood in catholic school in the 1980s:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_duplicator

Note the purple text and the stains on Deanie V's clothes.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 6:59am
  • by Donkiku
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Man, I noticed that too and I laughed.
I really enjoy the Ditto Ink smell. And even
watching dean covered in purple ink reminded
me of my childhood at school.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 5:51pm
  • by haux
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mmmm....
sweet, nourishing ammonia...
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Jul. 21, 2008, 1:38am
  • by donkiku
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Yeah. That's what school was all about.
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Jul. 21, 2008, 4:36am
  • by Greg
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Are you sure it wasn't a mimeograph?
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Jul. 22, 2008, 6:08am
  • by Mr. Za Monarch
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"Scary big round d-flying POO POO!"

Ned is the best. "ICECREAM!"
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Jul. 19, 2008, 7:27am
  • by Grethiwha
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Oh no, it's Guardo shirt FTW. As soon as I saw Guardo I knew that was the only reason he was there.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 8:00am
  • by crete
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Heh. Possibly the most self-referential episode yet.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 8:49am
  • by The Guy from Depeche Mode
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The Monarch tricking Dean was a total Star Wars reference, that is twice this season even though they promised not to do so on Season 2's commentary. By my count both Doc and Jackson need to get their eighth grade hair cuts.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 10:05am
  • by Bonzo the Fifth
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I don't know. That speech was definitely SW-esque, but I wouldn't call that a reference, per se. More like a deliberate usage of reverse psychology disguised as the hero/villain seduction speech. Just because Vader did one of the better ones doesn't make it a Star Wars reference.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 11:05am
Nope. Star Wars ref for sure. I believe Jackson said that he'd make no more of them, but that Doc had.
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Jul. 20, 2008, 4:17pm
  • by Mike
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Yeah this season is touted as '98% fewer Star Wars references' and I believe that was Doc's one that Jackson mentioned a while back
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Jul. 20, 2008, 9:33pm
  • by Leah
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"Looking for love under the beds of prostitutes, and and in the hot stem of a carck-pipe when all he had to do was to look to the gentle sea creatures". Dr. Dugong will be missed.

Where did Dermontt get the lame-loser-liar genes? I guess it would be a little Bucky-is-Captain-America now if he'd been written hyper competent.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 11:05am
  • by Bonzo the Fifth
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I don't know. After that conversation with #24, I almost wonder if they really are planning to throw us a curveball re: Dermott's parentage.

"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Hank's friend."
"Yeah, I doubt that."
"Would you believe I'm... Brock Samson's long lost son?"
"If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you this easily."
"I couldn't run because--I had a lighter up my ass."
"Ok, NOW I believe you're Hank's friend"....

Priceless...
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Jul. 19, 2008, 11:19am
  • by Bonzo the Fifth
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Rewatching this, there's two things I wonder if they'll come back to:

1) Obviously, it was played as a big step for Dr. Mrs. The Monarch to step up and take full control of the cocoon, even if only for a little bit. Kind of wonder if she's going to eventually strike out on her own again at some point.

2) Is there something to come with Hank's new-found delusion that he's immortal?
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Jul. 19, 2008, 11:47am
  • by CaptainGS
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So many great things about this episode! I can't even count them.

The idea that the Monarch hates Venture *SO* much that he rapes a robot with his face, just to give it an STD... amazing.

21: Hank! Stop! I'm going to throw up!

Those guys are just too cute together.

Also, I was hoping the Monarch/JJ thing would happen. NOW we get to see some *real* action. Also, Doc's going to be so pissed/jealous.

You know... ever since the Monarch's passionate telling-off of Venture in Home Is Where The Hate Is, I've been struck by how much the rivalry may as well be love. That theme has developed, since we know Doc misses the Monarch, etc. They really *need* each other, and I feel like the JJ thing will really drive the point home, depending on how it develops.

But I'm also looking forward to more Sgt. Hatred, so I'm pleased to just sit back and watch it unfold.

BTW - Tim-Tom and Kevin need to die. Soon. I hate them.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 1:22pm
  • by Joe
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Yeah, I agree about Tim-Tom and Kevin. I still say they're going to pose a huge problem for Dr. Girlfriend.
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Jul. 19, 2008, 5:50pm
  • by Olindoom
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call me crazy but I bet it because they are half brothers and the monarch knows it.
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Jul. 21, 2008, 8:54pm
  • by Greg
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Kay. You're crazy.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 6:11am
Well the Monarch does allude to Romulus and Remus when talking about Dr. Venture. They were the brothers that founded Rome and then Romulus killed Remus over a dispute about who should rule.

Still, I don't think they're brothers. Even though they have a similar hair color and The Monarch hasn't revealed his real last name...
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Jul. 22, 2008, 6:05pm
  • by DeimosMasque
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I always thought his last name was Monarch. I thought in the first episode (not the Pilot) when explaining his origin he called it "The Summer of the Monarchs"
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Jul. 22, 2008, 9:07pm
  • by Hardy
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The "Summer of the monarchs" was his summer spent with a bunch of monarchs after his parent's plane crashed. I don't think The Monarch's real name has ever surfaced.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 10:31pm
  • by Hardy
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I first thought of this during the wedding in Showdown at Cremation Creek. When they stood next to each other, they looked so much alike I thought they could be brothers. I quickly dismissed it as a wild thought. However this episode makes me revisit those thoughts. Also, now we know what kind of man Venture's father was....it seems possible.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 7:11pm
  • by Olindoom
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that is the point at which I formulated the theory. they were careful to put them side by side almost to show you how much they look alike. they did the same thing with Dr. Quymn.
didn't the Monarch in one of his rants about Rusty say something to the effect of Rusty living off his fathers name it almost sounded like envy.
also he has a huge trust fund.
lastly Jonas was planting his seed all over the place with his little key parties.
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Jul. 23, 2008, 1:52am
  • by Josh Geller
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I think Olindoom is probably right. The Monarch is one of Jonas' Sr's by-blows.


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Jul. 24, 2008, 6:08am
  • by cgeye
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http://jacksonpublick.livejournal.com/22297.html?thread=2596377#t2596377
"IDEA FOR MONARCHS TRUE REASON FOR HATING VENTURE:

the rusty venture logo looks like a poor artists representation of rusty. rusty was being shipped all over the world as a child. so! who was he in the show?

going back to the first episode, we see the boy monarch! sans eye brows, he looks EXACTLY like the rusty venture character. he also clearly has a lot of money from somewhere, which is improbably from a "large inheritance." being a child star could be embarrassing to him, which would explain the secrecy.

should it actually be a cartoon within a cartoon, even, the monarch could have provided voice or even be the basis of the character design."

What if this poster's hit it on the nose?

*Somebody* had to play Rusty on the TV show, while the real Rusty was on adventures with his dad.

Wouldn't they look alike?
Wouldn't there be a fortune involved, if the parents followed the child actors laws and invested Malcolm's income wisely?

Wouldn't be a trust fund, until Malcolm turned 21?

The only drawback to this theory is that Rusty would know who played him in the series -- unless Malcolm tamed those eyebrows when he was working, and let them grow out once the series was over....
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Jul. 28, 2008, 10:28am
  • by Katy
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I think we are all suppose to all hate Tim-tom and Kevin just as much as 21 and 24 hate them. Seeing how much everyone hates them, I think if they die; it will be totally awesome. I'm hoping 21 and 24 kill them -perhaps by accident. Also, I think I have a keyboard that makes HELPERS drum sounds, i gotta look for that thing. Best episode out of season 3 so far!
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Jul. 19, 2008, 8:25pm
  • by wordbird
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Absence makes Monarch grow fonder!!!!

more Monarch (and the Missus)!!!!

outstanding episode.
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Jul. 20, 2008, 8:00am
  • by Sean Donnelly
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Oh, I totally realized how awesome the Monarch is today, not just joke-wise but character-wise. Fucking awesome.
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Jul. 20, 2008, 9:06am
  • by cgeye
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I think it was just as he laid down that reverse psych jujitsu crap on Dean that yes, finally, I fell in love with him.

What sort of man could defile an innocent robot, expressing the worst psychosexual intentions, and yet make me swoon over his traumatizing a minor with his bony, barely-dressed flesh?

I finally see what Dr. Mrs. The Monarch sees in him: Indefatigable will, routed straight through his manhood, as the scattershot bukkake of revenge.

In that scene, and the next one where he defiantly flashes his entire team like a Red Hot Chili Pepper, is when he gained in my eyes balls the size of grapefruits. Who could defy such a fucked-up, fucking beautiful man? Who would want him to not succeed?
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Jul. 23, 2008, 8:44am
  • by Creepy Crooner
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It's awesome that you love the Monarch, but a little weird that it took you this long to fully enjoy such an obviously awesome character. The Monarch has been one of the funniest and best characters in all of animation since the beginning! It's also kinda funny that you now see "what Dr. Mrs. The Monarch sees in him" since ya know, they're fictional cartoon characters who's main reason for being is that they are really funny villains.
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Jul. 24, 2008, 2:44am
  • by cgeye
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I've deliberately avoided your comments; I've stayed away from anything provocative you've said.

Now, you've taken out precious time to provoke me, when you did not have to.

So, congratulations, you did.

And, fuck you, you smug asshole.
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Jul. 24, 2008, 5:40am
  • by Josh Geller
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Dude. Smoke a bowl.

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Jul. 24, 2008, 6:12am
  • by cgeye
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You could do something just as productive, and waterboard yourself? That'd be funny.
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Jul. 24, 2008, 11:15am
  • by Josh Geller
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Or maybe have a testicle removed: trust me, you won't regret it.


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Jul. 27, 2008, 7:52am
  • by Creepy Crooner
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Also, why have you deliberately avoided my comments? Kind of a dick move if you ask me. Why don't you like me, cgeye? I have no beef with you I just think you are totally hilarious! I mean, did you read your post above? Comedy gold. Anyway, try to relax. Seriously. We're all here to have a good time. Spirited debate is fun. Telling someone to go torture themselves? A little mean spirited. Maybe switch to decaf, try that bowl that Mr. Geller recommended, just chill the fuck out, man! Just keep reminding yourself we're here to discuss a cartoon. =)
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Jul. 24, 2008, 10:26pm
  • by Josh Geller
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Yeah, and don't take that remark about the testicle wrong, either. I have seen it happen: this guy will be sort of a jerk, too belligerant and aggressive though maybe otherwise OK and calmed down considerably after the doctors removed one of his testicles thinking (mistakenly) that it was cancerous.


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Jul. 27, 2008, 7:57am
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Actually, everyone *had* moved on.

You must have sucked at double-dutch, at recess.
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Jul. 29, 2008, 12:15am
  • by Phil
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True, but our main reason for LIKING these characters is that they do seem to operate on some sort of common logic--there's a definite humanity at the heart of the characters, which is what attracts a lot of fans to the Venture Bros. who are NOT attracted to shows like Aqua Teen, Sealab, or stuff like that.

In those shows, the reason things happen are "because it's funny," and never anything else. The Venture Bros. is different in the way that it actually treats its characters respectfully, and each time we learn more about them it makes them more real.

It's good writing. cgeye isn't out of line for enjoying it.
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Jul. 24, 2008, 3:12pm
  • by Creepy Crooner
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I agree with you, Phil. Although I do believe that you and some other posters here read a little too much into the show, it is true that the venture bros is a well-written show and that the characters seem deeper and more "real" than their counterparts on other shows (animated or not). That said, I'm not so sure about treating characters respectfully, as VB clearly loves to create comedic situations out of the pathetic nature, pain and failure of it's cast. Also, at the end of the day - regardless of good story telling and character development - everything on the show DOES happen because it's funny. Jackson and Doc have both said it before, it all comes back to comedy. That, friends, is my only point.
Also I don't know why you guys feel the need to continually bash Aqua Teen and the other Williams street shows. I am with you in the opinion that VB is the best show on Adult Swim by leaps and bounds but that doesn't mean that these other shows are bad or un-funny. Williams Street puts out a lot of clever, well-written shows. We should be glad that there is such a wealth of adult-oriented cartoons available to us at all.
And yes, y'all should really smoke a bowl and enjoy some animated comedy! ;)
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Jul. 24, 2008, 10:16pm
  • by Phil
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Well, putting characters through hell doesn't mean they're treating them disrespectfully. Showing a character respect just means treating them appropriately for the situation...which, yes, oftentimes in the Venture Universe involves humilation, agony, and death. I just think you and I are operating with a different view as to what the word means.

Also, I never said ATHF wasn't funny. In fact, I specifically said that the only reason they do anything in that show is BECAUSE it's funny. Williams Street has great stuff, but there's an obvious difference in characterization between this show and some others.

The achievement of Venture Bros. is that we get both great characterization AND excellent comedy. One or the other is satisfying, but both is not always easy to pull off.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 12:43am
  • by Creepy Crooner
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Well put. I totally agree! Kind of like the whole Family Guy vs. South Park thing. I do agree that the mix of all-out comedy and great characterizations is the allure of VB.
My only problem is people taking the show just a wee bit too seriously because the main objective of the show is to be hilarious and it seems that sometimes when folks lose sight of this fact it can get in the way of enjoying the episodes. That said I do quite enjoy your in-depth reviews (even though I may not always agree with them) and your musings on the symbolism and such - which is definitely on point.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 1:20am
  • by Phil
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Yeah, Family Guy vs. South Park is a good example. In South Park the characters are usually treated "respectfully" in the way that there's always some logical reason that things happen to them. Sometimes good things, sometimes very, very, very bad things. But it's always because the show (or episode) is making a greater point about something.

Whereas Family Guy does it solely for a laugh. It's not interested in characterization or making large points...it's interested in getting laughs.

Neither one is the "right" way to do it, and there's no real "wrong" way either. It just comes down to what you, personally, prefer.

Funny how all the time we were disagreeing we were actually just using different words for the same thing. :-)
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Jul. 25, 2008, 4:49am
  • by Creepy Crooner
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Totally. I completely agree.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 10:18pm
  • by Gor
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This is probable one of the funniest episodes of the whole series, not just of the season. One of my favorite lines is

"I'm building up some serious momentum here!"
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Jul. 20, 2008, 3:59pm
Seeing the Venture Home News makes me miss sniffing mimeographed printing in third grade.

You kids today are spoiled rotten with your fancy-schmancy ink jet crapola.

/GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Jul. 20, 2008, 10:57pm
  • by Joe
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Where I went to school, they were called "dittos"...and I miss sniffing them too lol. You could always tell a fresh stack of dittos...they were still damp.
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Jul. 21, 2008, 1:21am
  • by Phil
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Review up at noisetosignal.org

One interesting thing, if you decide not to read the review: in Home Insecurity, the reason GUARDO became dangerous to the family was that Dr. Venture stopped working on him halfway through, and so hadn't programmed his Friendly File.

This time around he decides to rebuild GUARDO and he...once again stops working on him halfway through. Way to not learn from your mistakes, Rusty. :-)

Also: I
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Jul. 20, 2008, 11:07pm
As I watch the episode, bet quote so far (and one that made me laugh out loud):

The Monarch: "I just wanted to kick his ass! I WANTED TO BUILD A MACHINE TO KICK HIS ASS!!"

Great, great stuff. I too have hated on that level.

Perhaps I shouldn't say that out loud . . .

On a related note, anyone ever though that if you creatively deconstruct the word "monarch" it could imply "one arch", i.e., "he who has only one true arch enemy.'"

/OK, back to the episode
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Jul. 20, 2008, 11:23pm
  • by Charlie
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BI, spot on! You dissected Mon-arch perfectly. Thanks.
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Jul. 21, 2008, 6:03pm
  • by cgeye
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“I just wanted to kick his ass!
I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass!
I wanted to build an empire to house the machine to kick his ass!”

That's just so booful.

*snif*
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Jul. 23, 2008, 8:52am
  • by H
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Yeah, it's like Shakespeare or something.
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Jul. 23, 2008, 8:59am
  • by Zendo
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What shoots the green lasers at the Monarch, 21 and 24?
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Jul. 21, 2008, 8:00am
  • by Greg
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Yeah, they never really explained that.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 6:13am
  • by Phil
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Yes they did. It was the security system. Dean disabled audio functions which is why no alarm went off, but not the actual security system itself.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 3:17pm
  • by jus10ray
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It's amazing how much gets packed into a single Venture episode...

What was going on with H.E.L.P.E.R.'s 'alarm sound'? Why was he making it...did Dean's shutdown command do something to trigger the lights and lasers...what was with the lights and lasers?
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Jul. 21, 2008, 8:11am
  • by Steph
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I think the lasers were just part of the compound security. What Dean did was turn off ALL audio functions on any piece of Venture equipment, which is why they couldn't call Brock or Doc on the watches, and why the cassette player stopped working (note the prominent Venture logo on it... kind of funny that something like that was part of the central system, though.)
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Jul. 21, 2008, 9:25am
  • by odin_457
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The semi-homosexual obsession The Monarch has with Venture has finally culminated into an outright sexual fantasy. If you remember from season one, he does get fairly aroused when watching Rusty and Dr. Girlfriend, not to mention the fact that he's always like, "Well hello, Dr. Venture" in a very creepy tone. These two instances, with the "straight answer" quip from the Moppets, although in a different context, could be interpreted as a rejection somewhere in the past as the reason for The Monarch's hatred of Rusty. I'm not implying the Monarch is gay, but perhaps bi? He did try to watch Dr. Mrs. with another man, quoted as "humiliating", not to mention he had sex with something that had Doc on it.
I don't know. Could just be hate, but maybe something more. Just throwing this idea out there.
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Jul. 21, 2008, 10:38am
  • by Mike
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I was always under the impression that the Monarch's hate for Dr. Venture was sort of like the Joker's motives for doing anything. His own amusement but ultimately there is no reason. He's always just answered it as "because... he's my arch-enemy". Not that this episode gave any answers but I really hope there actually isn't a reason for it.
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Jul. 21, 2008, 8:21pm
  • by Steve W
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In Frank Miller's classic 'The Dark Knight Returns' graphic novel, we find out that there's a whole psycho-sexual underpinning with the Joker for Batman. I felt like they were doing a little bit of that with the Monarch. Screwing a robot with Dr. Venture's face on it? Too weird.
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Jul. 21, 2008, 11:11pm
  • by Joe
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Well, The Monarch did comment on Brock's ass in Victor Echo November, so who knows?
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Jul. 21, 2008, 9:47pm
  • by Rogue-13
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You know, was the Monarch really serious about giving GARDO the clap? Whole new level of disturbing and greatness.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 11:17pm
  • by Josh Geller
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*semi* homosexual? In Spanish slang, mariposa (butterfly) == maricon (an offensive word for a gay man).


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Jul. 27, 2008, 8:03am
  • by Nocturnal
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I don't think anyone mentioned the chute (beneath the throne in the cocoon) leading to the Monarchmobile. 24 decided to take the stairs instead, and he ended up getting there before the Monarch and 21 who had to endure a harrowing fall thru the chute - for no good reason as it turns out. :-D
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Jul. 21, 2008, 3:14pm
  • by Capt Nova
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I like the dialog between Mrs. Dr Monarch and the Monarch after killing Dr. Dugong. The Monarch would say why do I always have to be the bad guy, and she would go I'm trying to make you a bad guy. I though that was genius.

When the Monarch and his "goons" raided the Venture Compound I wonder where Dr. O and/or Trianna were? Wait Trianna might of been at an all night party.

As for the Guild, if I join would you ladies find me more attractive?
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Jul. 21, 2008, 11:06pm
  • by Roscoe
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YES! This episode officially brought back EVERYTHING that has made me love The Venture Bros. since the beginning.
21 and 24,
Dr. Mrs. Monarch and The Monarch having relationship issues,
The Mighty Monarch's PURE HATE of VENTURE!!!!
G.U.A.R.D.O.,
FAILURE!!!!
I also really enjoyed the exchange between 21 and Hank. Their relationship is so hillariousely akward.

10 out of 10 for this episode. Defenately my Favorite thus far this season.

".....Okay, NOW I believe you're one of Hank's Friends."
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Jul. 22, 2008, 2:10am
  • by green_lantren_mogo
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I agree! everything was perfect here are the best lines in my opinon!
1.Dean:what are you doing?
the monarch:Trying to give you robot clemitya?
2.24:Then by god lets go take a dump in his pool!
3.the monarh:ohh i'm so scared by your proop from sticks video!
4.Dermott:I have a lighter up my ass
24:Ok now I belive your hanks friend
5.DEan's response tow 21's letter:Yes Iknow she's kinda sacary and her fathers majic but you have to be honest.
Also the ending with the other dr.venture was perfect.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 9:02pm
  • by dougslash
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I loved 21's riff about how they were like those guys who can't get shot - like main characters. Talk about self-referential.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 2:22am
  • by Greg
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I can't believe they name-dropped Gymkata, the worst martial-arts movie ever. I thought people only watched that movie as punishment.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 5:32am
  • by CaptNova
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Thanks for reminding me for the torture of watching it. I'm going to find you and force to watch it just for spite.
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Jul. 23, 2008, 9:26pm
  • by jon
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Is it just me or is Dean trying to be his dad in this episode?
The speed suit, the mannerisms... "After I finish cleaning the kitchen (you're welcome)..." That is so Doc Venture!!!

Weird.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 7:11am
  • by H
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I KNOW! I was thinking that too. And the way he deals with H.E.L.P.E.R., very much a Rusty move.
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Jul. 22, 2008, 9:22am
  • by artista
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when he puts his head down and rubs the arch of his nose...thats so Doc Venture!!!
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Jul. 22, 2008, 7:30pm
  • by cpc65
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Meh..... It had its moments ("I've got two words. Tittie bar.") but overall the weak ep so far of this season in my opinion.
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Jul. 23, 2008, 3:04am
  • by Creepy Crooner
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Really? I (along with most of the people on this board) think this is clearly in the top 3 of the season. I am a sucker for the Doc episodes but this was undeniably classic VB.
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Jul. 24, 2008, 2:47am
  • by Phil
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He did say "in his opinion," so I don't think throwing the majority viewpoint at him is going to change anything...
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Jul. 24, 2008, 3:09pm
  • by Creepy Crooner
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Dude. no need to defend everybody that I don't agree with. Obviously everything anyone says about art is based on their opinion, whether they state it or not. Doesn't mean I can't throw in my two cents. These boards are just boring if everybody agrees anyway, although I do find it humorous how seriously some of seem to take this whole deal.
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Jul. 24, 2008, 10:22pm
  • by Phil
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Just puzzled as to why you felt the need to tell him that most everybody else disagreed with him.

Smoke a bowl and chill out, yo.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 12:46am
  • by Creepy Crooner
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Hahahaha! Fair enough. Smoking bowl. Chilling out.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 1:28am
  • by cpc65
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I have really liked all the other eps so far. I did see that most of those posting here liked this one before I added my post. As I said, it had it's moments. Sometimes it takes a couple viewings for an ep to grow on me. This one didn't. I don't think it stank , just not as good as the others is all.....in my humble opinion. Thanks all! PS: Saw the newest ep. Two words: Freakin' awesome!
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Jul. 26, 2008, 4:11pm
I love the ending. Best of the 2nd 4th!
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Jul. 23, 2008, 9:49am
  • by RetroWarbird
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I'm gonna say that Dermott referring to himself as the "long lost son of Brock Samson" is even more red herringy goodness. More likely, I think, right now, that he's definitely Sergeant Hatred's son, but having seen Brock, he idolizes Brock now and would rather that was his father. OR ... Dermott's mom sent Dermott to camp to see his father, and he THINKS it's Brock (hence the disrespect, but idolizing) but in reality it'll be Hatred and SURPRISE KID, you have a pedophile for a father.

Funny episode.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 2:18am
  • by Creepy Crooner
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There is really no evidence to Dermott being Hatred's son. I'm not saying that Doc and Jackson aren't gonna throw some kind of curve ball, but that theory is pretty far-fetched.
I'm betting they just stick with the Brock angle and I'm betting the resolution will be hilarious.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 4:39am
  • by venturing.
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Why would it be Hatred? Dermott's mother sent him to the camp with the intentions of him meeting his father, and therefore knew his father would be there. But Hatred showed up spur of the moment due to a scheduling mishap. So how would she have known that would happen? It has to be someone whose presence at the camp was established.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 11:17am
  • by Phil
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Right. His father was obviously Dean.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 6:00pm
  • by InActionMan
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I found this while trolling the web trying to get a fix for my Venture Jones.

Is this Dermot's mother?
http://bp0.blogger.com/_XuJIbx1rx7Y/SIP8kp...Kid2_Mom_02.jpg

Is this Dermot's half brother?
http://bp2.blogger.com/_XuJIbx1rx7Y/SIP8kk...QuizKid2_02.jpg

They are character designs from "Invisible Hand of Fate" (Lots of great stuff on this page including a drawing of OSI's S.H.E.I.L.D. like Heli-Carrier.)

I believe the profiles of the faces match the silhouette of Demott's mom from the end of "The Buddy System."

Also check out the clothing selection. Old army jacket that matches Dermot's.

This is my total fan wank on Dermot and his origins:

I believe Billy met Dermot's mother on the underground quiz boy circuit. During one hot night of passionate quiz boy love Dermott was conceived. Billy was then mind wiped by OSI so he has no recollection of losing his virginity.

All children in the Ventureverse are victims of unintentional abuse by seemingly oblivious or well meaning parents. Dermott may talk tough but he is a very frightened boy. Raised by his mother traveling on the dangerous and depraved underground quizboy circuit Dermot was exposed to many traumas just like Rusty, Johnny Quest, Trianna and the Venture Brothers. Dermot may have even been sexually molested thus his fear of being probed and wanting to protect his "cornhole."

Dean and Demott may in the future find common ground in sharing their traumatic childhood experiences with each other or worse Trianna and Dermot may find common ground by doing the same.
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Jul. 25, 2008, 11:50pm
  • by InActionMan
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Let's try these links again.

Is this Dermot's mother?
http://bp0.blogger.com/_XuJIbx1rx7Y/SIP8kp...Kid2_Mom_02.jpg

Is this Dermot's half brother?
http://bp2.blogger.com/_XuJIbx1rx7Y/SIP8kk...QuizKid2_02.jpg
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Jul. 25, 2008, 11:53pm
  • by InActionMan
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I don't believe he is Hatred's son.

I can see it now, Dermott's Mom taking him to the day camp to meet his long lost father and not telling him who it is.....


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