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Evening, ladies and gents, tonight's big, big show is none other than the brand-spankin' new episode of The Venture Brothers television program called "Everybody Comes To Hank's". It's sure to set your tails in a twist! Here's the place where we can all get together and chat about the show. Say whatever you want, but remember, things from the episode will be spoiled within, so enter at your own risk!

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  • by mifune79
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This... is an amazing episode... It's not even over yet and I had to say something. That's how much I love it.
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:43pm
  • by James Mandible
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Seriously! So far it's my favorite of the season.
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:45pm
  • by Doctor X
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I will admit, I thought it started to fail in the middle but . . . then I realized it was a set up for the MOST AWESOME finish and probably the best post-credit . . . thingy they have done.

Awesome!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:01am
  • by Kub
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Such an original, incredibly well written episode.
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:44pm
  • by King Palooka
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He blows cabbage on a dirty bang-tail
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:46pm
  • by King Palooka
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And He's a dirty Fictel
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:49pm
  • by Dr. Wife
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Is that the reason why the home page layout is shaded gray, cause of the noir concept? Excellent! Can't wait to see it.
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:50pm
  • by Sammy
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Go Hank Go!
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:54pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Go HankCo!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:46am
  • by mikeybot
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OMG. Rusty really is a bastard! LOL
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:56pm
  • by Doctor X
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Actually . . . it looked like Rusty cared about her . . . a bit . . . probably the last time he cared about anything.

Of course, by "care" we have to realize we are dealing with Rusty here.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:05am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Yeah. At least he sorta tried to do a decent thing.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:09am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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And I believe he thought she was 20. Besides, she made the fist move.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:16am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Oh man, I mean first. I'm losing letters all over the place tonight.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:17am
  • by Doctor X
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Heh! I am rewatching it and wondered "when does she fist . . . "?

--J.D.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:16am
  • by jjjj
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favorite. episode. ever.
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:57pm
  • by Sammy]
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Best one of the season. OMG!
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:58pm
  • by Hardy
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Best part of the whole episode: the last 3 sec, when a weird portal shows up and someone walks through. OMG! That was awesome!
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:58pm
  • by ThMysterious 'H'
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?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:00am
  • by Hardy
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What!? That was awesome!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:04am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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I agree.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:46am
  • by Mike T.
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Wasn't That rusty?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:20pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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It sorta looks like him but he's got Jonas Sr. attire and hair. Oh, and a confident pose. We'll have to see.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:44pm
  • by Hardy
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Probably an alternate universe Rusty!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 11:00pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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A crisis on infinite Ventures, possibly?
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Oct. 5, 2010, 1:32am
  • by Chuck
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I pretty sure that was future Dean.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 10:53am
  • by Kub
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So Hank wanted to remember he got laid, but not that it was w/ Dermott's mom/rustys gf. But Shoreleave told him you cant select what to keep, only how far to go back.... But he got laid before he learned the news of Dermott's history....so why couldnt they just erase what he learned and not the sex?
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:58pm
  • by Agent Blank
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You ask too many questions.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:00am
  • by jjjj
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I don't know, that was my only (very small) problem with it. It was amazing nonetheless.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:01am
  • by TristanTrout
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Because then he might have gone back for more...
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:01am
  • by Jory
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Because Hank would have remembered that it was Nikki he had sex with, and nobody would've really been safe from the truth.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:01am
  • by Mogo
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Plus he didn't want to remember that dermott was his half brother
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:04am
  • by Hardy
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I thought the same thing....but I assume that Brock didn't want Hank to know he had sex with Dermott's "sister".
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:03am
  • by kris
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Wait, I think missed something. she is Dermott's sister right?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:06am
  • by Justin
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Nikki is Dermott's mother, but she's been posing as his sister for all these years.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:07am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Very Chinatown-esque, I thought.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:39am
  • by jjjj
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Actually dermotts situation reminds me very much of Jack nicholson, who grew up believing that his mother was his sister and his grandparents where is parents.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:52am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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That's true, especially since he didn't find that out until he was about 40.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:24am
  • by Witheredhope
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That also happened with Bobby Darin.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:28am
  • by Bryan
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The woman Dermott thought was his sister is actually his mother, and his mother is actually Dermott's grandmother. Twenty year old Rusty knocked up the fifteen year old head of his fan club.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:09am
  • by Ricky
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So when she slept with Hank that was her way of getting back at rusty?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:15am
  • by Tracer Mogo
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No, he reminded her of rusty as he used to be. Which is even worse.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:35am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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I don't know if it's worse. It's definitely weird but Hank is not Rusty. Now Dean, that would be horrible.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:41am
  • by Justin
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But Dr. Venture himself even said in the last episode, "Any Which Way But Zeus, that Hank was the one who reminded him the most of himself when he was young.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:54am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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He reminds him of the real him, not the TV him. I also meant that physically, Dean looks somewhat like Rusty whereas Hank doesn't really share any physical attributes with his dad.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:04am
  • by Annie
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I'm pretty sure she slept with Hank just because he reminded her of cartoon-Rusty so much.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:36am
  • by Hardy
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Agreed. Which means Hank totally didn't earn his way...due to this fetish...but I'm certain Hank didn't care.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:03am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Yeah, it doesn't really matter.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 2:58pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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In answer to Kub, he had to go back to before he started investigating or he would start looking again. If he just went back to before the key incident, he'd still be in noir mode.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:43am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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I mean he'd still be trying to find out who Dermott's dad was.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:44am
  • by Doctor X
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"It's . . . just . . . a TV show!"

--William Shatner
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:06am
  • by Jordan
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No. It's more. That Shatner quote doesn't really apply here. Family Guy is just a TV show. That's why Lois and Peter can both have sex with Bill Clinton and nobody gives a poop. People give a poop about what happens to the characters in this this show (the venture bros.).
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Oct. 5, 2010, 1:44am
  • by spik3y
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mystery wasn't solved til after he had sex with nicky, so think about it... if you're mind was back-tracked to a point before u solved the case, u would still want to solve the case. In Hank's case, he would end up finding out the truth again
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Oct. 4, 2010, 5:27pm
  • by Jordan
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Yeah, he had to erase the whole summer. It was the only way.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 1:45am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Or at least until he took the case.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:09am
  • by Bryan
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GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:58pm
  • by Jory
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God DAMN what an opportunity for the series' second Total Recall reference!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:00am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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What was the first?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:45am
  • by Sofa King
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the first would be the mutant lawyer/Quado in Trial of hte Monarch
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:37pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Oh yeah, Tiny Attorney.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 2:56pm
  • by spik3y
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the total recall ref totally did it for me :D
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Oct. 4, 2010, 5:25pm
  • by Tricky-Ha
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it really was an amazing episode...so much win buried under so much failure of the classic Venture style.

Can I spoil it for anyone?
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Oct. 3, 2010, 11:58pm
  • by Jory
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Hilarious and disgusting. Really great, and a hell of a cliffhanger for the second part. Which looks to be a retrospective. Of the future.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:00am
  • by Chris98vf
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Best episode ever, and next weeks looks like it will be just as good. I love this half of the season!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:00am
  • by TristanTrout
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The magical solution was a bit of a deus ex machina... BUT HANK HAD SEX!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:00am
  • by kris
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What is up with the guy from the portal, and how cool does Barron Under bite Look!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:00am
  • by Jory
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Alternate Universe Thaddeus who isn't as much of a fuckup?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:02am
  • by Hardy
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EXACTLY!!!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:04am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Yeah, but what's he doing here?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:35am
  • by Jory
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Question Mark
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:43pm
  • by kirk
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or a future dean...........?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:13pm
Fantastic Episode. Definitely tied with "The Better Man" as my favorite of the season. So many revelations, and the noir-style writing was spot-on and hilarious. Can't wait for next Sunday when we get to see what Dean was up to.

Also way to go Hank, even if what happen was a bit creepy.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:03am
  • by Tom
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I'm wondering what dream of Dean's could he have pulled from the ashes.

Return of Triana, interning as a sorceress?
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Oct. 5, 2010, 9:01pm
  • by Tricky-Ha
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That's a version of Doctor Venture, if his life had gone right & if he had discovered a cure for baldness!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:03am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Or maybe if JJ had been the one born instead of Rusty.

I also suspect a Jonas Sr./Rusty hybrid or the real future Rusty from The Revenge Society.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:22am
Informative
  • by J
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Best episode of the season. Awesome.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:03am
  • by Mr. Monday
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Did Hank just become Finch from American Pie?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:05am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Eh, sorta. Except Nikki's held up better than Jennifer Coolidge (not that she doesn't look nice).
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:14am
  • by Doctor X
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[Useless Tangent--Ed.] A hilarious comedienne, she stated one favorite moment was touring England and a group of school boys started yelling in high-pitched English accents "IT'S STIFFLER'S MOM!"

--J.D.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:09am
  • by Doctor X
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[Useless Tangent--Ed.] A hilarious comedienne, she stated one favorite moment was touring England and a group of school boys started yelling in high-pitched English accents "IT'S STIFFLER'S MOM!"

--J.D.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:10am
  • by CandyCorn
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A lot of good stuff this episode...though I honestly could've done without Hank losing his virginity...especially to a chick his dad had sex with.

Buuuut...that's just me.

Otherwise it definitely ranks up there among my favorites. Really looking forward to the episodes to come!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:06am
  • by rolly
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But it was Nikki's mom rusty had sex with, right?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:08am
  • by Mogo
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No, it was Nikki. She's shown pregnant in the flashback. The reason she's young... er is that she was 15. And yes that's damn creepy.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:09am
  • by Jordan
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Disagree. Hank losing his virginity is great! And the way he lost it was perfect.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 1:51am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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I hear that. There are few situations that are more ideal in which to lose one's virginity.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:12am
  • by Tracer Mogo
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Nice episode. Possibly one of my faviorties. Well used film noir with a touch of stuff I'd rather not know about, or saw coming. It was also hilarious.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:08am
  • by Jory
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Shit, man, the entire magic-induced flashback was one long gasp for me. I was shocked and horrified to see that Nikki was Dermott's real mother, and then when Rusty was the father I was in tears with my hand cupped over my mouth. Incredible.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:12am
  • by Mike
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Right when they were conjuring up what the keys knew (lol?) I said aloud "oh man it's totally going to be that Dr. Venture is Dermott's dad, not Brock" (the setup seemed pretty obvious) but I never expected the mother to be Nikki. That was so goddamn good.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:14am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Man, Rusty lost his hair early.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:16am
  • by James Mandible
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I actually thought it was gonna be the other way around with Nikki being the mom, I didn't think the dad would be good ol' Doc.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:48am
  • by Tracer Mogo
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I had an inkilking that dermott's sister was his mom but I never saw THIS coming. Still the shock of it was incredible.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:11am
  • by thesparrowhawk
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+1 best episode so far this season
+1 original, incredibly well written

more like this...
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:09am
  • by 'randy
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"When a bum sees a dick coming he don't stick around for the credits" Best line ever!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:12am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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That bum looked slightly familiar. Anybody else see it?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:32am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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I liked this one. It started out a bit slow but it got real awesome real fast. Those detective stories are enjoyable for me. I would have liked to see Jefferson at least a little but I admit he wouldn't have much to do. Still, he's a part of the Triad too dammit. Glad to get some info on Dermott. Although that means Nikki looks really good for her age.


Oh, and HANK GOT LAID!!!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:12am
  • by Mike
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Well assuming Dermott is the same age as Hank and Dean she would be 32, so that's not really too old (I say this as someone in their late 20s of course, younger folks will probably diagree!). Also I doubt Hank is overly picky anyway.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:19am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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No, I mean she looks about mid-20's, so to look that young at 32 is pretty good. I mean, it's not gross that Hank had sex with her. She just looks young.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:28am
  • by jjjj
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Wait, though somethings still don't add up? Rusty said He lost his virginity when he was 24, yet here he is clearly 20. Oh and how old is dermott if rust is now 41/42?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:19am
  • by Mike
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Rusty said he was 43 in Home Insecurity, and assuming the show exists in real time he's 47 now (assuming it doesn't he's still 43). Dermott is 17 maybe 18, so Rusty was between 25 and 31 in that flashback.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:22am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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And Hank and Dean had already been born by that point so this wasn't when he lost his virginity anyway.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:29am
  • by Rootboy
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Let's say Rusty is 45 now (he was 43 is Season 1), and the flashback was about 17 years ago, so Rusty would have been 28.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:22am
  • by jjjj
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ok so he wasn't 20, it was just the mother exaggerating
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:29am
  • by Dylan
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There's also a chance that Dr. Venture was intentionally excluding that instance from his lovin' record because SHE WAS 15.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:23pm
  • by Sid
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HANK. GOT. LAID!!!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:19am
  • by Ricky
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Dean carries a riot stick?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:34am
  • by Tracer Mogo
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Well he is preparing for super science.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:36am
  • by Chuck
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and a rape whistle.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 11:04am
  • by Fender
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why is it so hard for Rusty to use protection?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:36am
  • by Barnstein
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Rusty doesn't need gadgets to please a woman.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:45am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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He keeps running out of condom. You need to properly store that stuff.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:48am
  • by Hardy
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Apparently Rusty is a very potent man...almost every time he has sex it ends in pregnancy.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:14am
  • by Patty C.
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You mean the TWO times he probably had it? LOLOLOL
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:29pm
  • by Hardy
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I gave him credit for at least 3....he had that story of when he lost his virginity.....and there are probably others we are not aware of....but I wouldn't be surprised if it was under 10.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 2:05pm
  • by Kub
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have you ever had sex w/o a condom? That will tell you why its so hard to have sex w/ a condom
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:11am
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Wonder if Hank did.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:24pm
  • by Jordan
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Oh God. What if Nikki gets pregnant again? With Hank's baby this time. ...
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Oct. 5, 2010, 1:58am
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I hope not, considering what The Master said in The Better Man.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:14am
  • by Chuck
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I think The Master got it wrong. In Powerless in the Face of Death, Rusty said he made all the clone slugs from fingernail clippings or such, not from previous clones. So, there wouldn't be the copy of a copy degradation The Master spoke of, maybe he just did that to convince Triana to leave and reach her full potential.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 11:20am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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And next week looks awesome too!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:49am
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I am betting we won't find out what the hell happened at the end there for at least two weeks. Next week's episode is what was going on with Dean while this was happening and maybe the week after will be what happened with Dr. Venture since Dean said he never came back?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:54am
  • by Tracer Mogo
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I think next week will focus on Dean and Impossible, and then the week after that will focus on the possesed rusty from the Adult Swim trailer, hence the name assisted suicide
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:00am
  • by Witheredhope
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I was under the impression Rusty came back atleast to the Venture compound when he was buying back his remotes from Hank Co.s
I do agree we probably won't find out about the very end for a little while though.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:03am
  • by kirk
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I am also confused by this.

Dean, Doc V and Hatred leave for New York
Doc V and Hatred return to compound 4 days later
Dean returns from New York at the end of episode (end of summer) and asks Hank if he had seen Doc V because he left without saying good bye.

Maybe Dean is saying that he disappeared after the second time Doc V returned to New York to pick him up? I don't know.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 6:22am
  • by Tracer Mogo
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It'll probably be explained next time. This is a semi-two parter, like last season with the lepordotorists:The next one takes place at the same time as this one.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:09am
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sex is like naked skydiving!!!!! (hank)
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:55am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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It's actually a great metaphor if you think about it.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 2:18am
  • by Nocturnal
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Had we ever seen Nikki before this episode? I don't remember her.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 2:39am
  • by Tricky-Ha
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Nope, never have, not ever any hints that Dermott had a "sister". Sort of a shock to find out she's been there all along, selling Billy Quizboy Rusty Venture memoribilia & stuff. Even bigger shock that she & Rusty are Dermott's parents.

Plus, I think I have that issue of Toyfare magazine that she had on her coffee table. :p
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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:12am
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oh man. best episode ever oh man the epilogue oh man oh man i love venture bros i love venture bros i love venture bros
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Oct. 4, 2010, 2:58am
  • by Tricky-Ha
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Y'know the greatest thing about this episode?

It made me remember how excited I was too the first time I got laid. I hadn't thought about that for years....13 yrs old, my Mom's younger friend that was babysitting me & my sister, she let me do it at least 3 times cause first time was premature ejaculation, I told all my friends & nearly anyone at school that would listen I was so excited, I almost got my Mom's friend in trouble but I saved the day by cleverly at the last minute lying about who she was & fooling anyone outraged at the possible implications of statutory rape. I became a man on that day so so long ago.

This Venture Brothers show, rates very high on my nostalgia factor. I just felt like sharing that, thanks for reading.

I had sex too!!!!111 Good writing Venture Brothers guys, good times!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:05am
  • by Dormammund Dumber
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Whoah back up. 13?
Were you ready? Did you get really WEIRD after that? Obsessive repercussions, and strange takes on females?
At age 15 I was still concerned with my barbarian were-elf DnD character. Age 16 was a little different. Age 19 I did something about it with a psycho. Oh ya, I get it, dames are nuts! (Not anymore fortunately).

Liked the episode's writing (Spillane much?), but didn't laugh until Hatred got into his eggs way too much. Chuckle there. Voice change helped. Surprised they didnt refer to Hatred as Sgt. Slob (Lee Marvin "Shack Out on 101"). Detectives carry whips.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:06pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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13's not a bad age for that. It's a bit too much info but nothing wrong with that.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:02pm
  • by kirk
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BULLSHIT
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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:20pm
  • by all10yo
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I totally called it! The kind of implied that Hank might lose his virginity in this episode.

Maybe Dr. Venture got Nikki pregnant while the boys' mother was already pregnant. If you remember from the "Quymn" episode, he says the last time he had sex was 19 years, 2 months, and 4 days ago. But in " Know Why the Cagebird Kills" Myra states, "Not in all your 19 years!" which implies that the boys were at least 19 years old at that point in the series. "Cagebird" was probably a few months to a year away from the "Quymn" episode. So when Dr. Venture said 19 years, 2 months, and 4 days he was talking about when he got Nikki pregnant because the boys have to be older than 19 years 4 months and 4 days. Their age (at least 19) including their time in womb would mean they're at least 20 years old at the time of the "Quymn" episode. Plus, Dermott has a full time job; which implies that he is atleast 18 and has (maybe?) graduated high school. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't though.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:32am
  • by Beb
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I think the real boys died when they were three, which is why Myra thought they were 19 and they thought they were 16. Since the clone grubs don't mature any faster than a normal person, the clones would always be three years younger. My gu8ess is that when Myra went insane when Doc popped up with the first set of clones of her three years dead sons.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:28pm
  • by Jordan
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Okay, no. It's summer so he can work full time and what his job requires of him, a highschooler can do. Plus, he's a compulsive liar. And of coarse the boys are way older than they um, are. They've been around for 19, 20 years probably, but their clones were like 16. And i try not to fuck around with those timelines too much. Firstly cause i'm aweful at math. Second, i don't trust i can believe very much of what comes out of Rusty's mouth.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:07am
  • by Doctor X
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And folks, this means Hank GOT LAID before Henchman 21.

--J.D.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:13am
  • by Doctor X
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Oh and whom do you think Dermott's Mom told him was his dad? This was not revealed in the previous season--JP and DH probably did not know themselves--but Dermott clearly tells Hank--who GOT LAID!--it was Brock.

Sooo . . . did Dermott's Mom tell him it was Brock or did she say it was Rusty and Dermontt was too embarrassed? Hmmmmm . . .
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:18am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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No, she said it was somebody at the compound that day. We (and Dermott) assumed it was Brock because he's awesome.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:21am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Oh wait. I think I'm remembering that wrong. Nevermind.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:23am
  • by Doctor X
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No problemo. Going by the commentary and other "stuff" from JP and DH it seems they had not decided "who" it would be. Heck, I suppose they could have chosen the Alchemist or something, but this was, obviously, funnier.

I believe Dean and Hank are suppose to be older--from the birth date on their burned IDs and Myra's rantings. I think Rusty is more bald in this episode in the flashback than he was when Mr. White and Billy visited him after the Quiz Boys failed--Rusty is holding the two infants whilst Myra goes berserk.

So . . . does he seem to care a bit more about Nikki because he remembers how much he screwed up with Myra--or whomever--is Dean and Hank's Real Mom?

--J.D.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 4:28am
  • by CandyCorn
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It's possible...but Nikki didn't seem like such a bad person (or at least that we know of). Chances are, Rusty liked her because she was just a nice girl and actually gave a crap about him.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:01am
  • by Mogo
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The episode even has proof for this. If she was just some other girl, rusty would have abandoned her, and acted like he wasn't her father. But he actually wanted to help, her mom just knew it would do more harm than good, and we all know rusty has no sense when it comes to that.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:05am
  • by PF
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It's not that Rusty wanted to help Nikki, it was more of that he had to because she was underage and he could have gone to prison for knocking her up
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Oct. 4, 2010, 2:15pm
  • by Mogo
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If he was just worried about that, he would of offreed money right away, and ran as far as possible.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:13pm
  • by CandyCorn
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Plus the fact he called her "Nickels" seems to indicate more than just a throw-away relationship.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:18pm
  • by Doctor X
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Indeed, he keeps trying to keep up a relationship--saying it is a matter between the two of them, finally leaving a house-key.

--J.D.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 6:18am
  • by Jordan
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I'm thinking Dermott's grandmother, the woman he thinks is his mom, told him (Dermott) that Brock was his dad. And just let's him live a life of lies.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:15am
  • by Jordan
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oh i don't believe that henchman 21 is a virgin. his number sexual encounters may be as low as 1. but i think he's had sex.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:10am
  • by Hardy
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Does Rusty know who Dermott is? I don't think he's made the connection...since he hasn't seen Dermott's mom or "mom".
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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:44am
  • by GrimGravy
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It's feasible that he just hasn't seen Nikki since he knocked her up and even if he did, she seems to have grown out of loving him as a person (rather having loved his Rusty Boy Adventurer image) so it's possible that she wouldn't go out of her way for him to make the connection.

As for Dermott, it's safe to assume that Rusty's just too into himself to wonder anything more about Dermott than him being Hank's smartmouth friend. And on top of that Dermott doesn't hide the fact that he thinks Brock's his dad. Considering how many women Brock's slept with and the very real possibility that he has illegitimate children, what reason would Rusty have to argue (or care enough to argue)?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 9:26pm
  • by Hayes
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I can't help but think of the old "Why didn't Uncle Owen recognize C-3PO and R2-D2" question when I read this, haha.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 10:03pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Well, that one has an easy answer though. They're part of larger production lines. It'd be like recognizing a penny.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 1:36am
  • by Doctor X
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Or Lucas is just a piss-poor writer when he cannot steal from Kurosawa?
'
I am just saying. . . .

--J.D.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 6:20am
  • by gary b
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sweet jeesus what a great episode.

Billy: "... You get my mean?"
Al: " No. I... I can barely understand Hank and you do it with a... speech impediment!"
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Oct. 4, 2010, 11:24am
  • by Dr. Wife
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Did anyone else notice that Rusty from that flashback, looked like Woody Allen?
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Oct. 4, 2010, 11:51am
  • by Dormammund Dumber
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Badoom Crash!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 12:08pm
  • by Ron Bonham
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Yep and all I can say about this one is.........................................................................................................speechless!
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Oct. 4, 2010, 2:15pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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The Rusty of that era has always looked a bit Woody Allen-y. Fits the other parts of his personality too.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:08pm
  • by Robert
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Extended preview of the next episode now available on the Adult Swim homepage.
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Oct. 4, 2010, 8:01pm
  • by Jordan
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So Dermott has had a key to the compound all along. Makes sense. In "Perchance to Dean" Hank does question how Dermott got in. To which Dermott replied "Security in this place is a joke"
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:38am
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Yeah, especially considering it's at least 17 years old. I can see Rusty never changing the locks on that place.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:53am
  • by Dave
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guess I'm the only one who thought the ep was just 'good'? the post-credit stuff was phenomenal, and Hank's gibberish was funny like hell. but Al & Shoreleave? Rusty and a minor? could have used some more Orpheus. Great reveal nonetheless, really nice episode, pumped to see the "second part" of this ...
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Oct. 5, 2010, 3:46am
  • by ghost of speedy
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Oh yeah, we got tickets, we got tickets to a broadway show.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 4:17am
  • by Dormammund Dumber
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Oh, by the way.

Nikki hates condoms. One more kid comin'.

(>>>>>>?)
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Oct. 5, 2010, 2:38pm
  • by Xoinx
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I think that Jackson & Doc are pulling an end run on us. Everyone is so sure that Brock is Hank's real dad, but what if--through some forthcoming time warp or somesuch--HANK IS BROCK'S FATHER?! That would make Rusty Brock's grandfather!
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Oct. 14, 2010, 12:49am
  • by Bear-0-Guy
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The chase scene with Dermott and Al, is that reference to a movie I'm not familiar with?
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Oct. 5, 2010, 8:29pm
  • by REVENGE!
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Do we know for certain that Hank and Dean are actually twins and have the same mother? My (outlandish) theory, based mostly on hair color, is that Nikki is actually Dean's mother- look at her in the flashback- and Myra is Hank's mother.
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Oct. 5, 2010, 10:17pm
  • by Kub
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I think Myra would know if only one kid shot out of her
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Oct. 5, 2010, 10:57pm
  • by REVENGE!
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Maybe Hand and Dermott are twins?
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Oct. 6, 2010, 12:31pm
  • by Ron Bonham
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I have a long lost HAND!?!? Why didn't you tell me about this?? ;)


sux no edit function there!
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Oct. 6, 2010, 11:12pm
  • by emarche
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Right, but sticking with the 'two moms/brother-from-another-mother' theory...

..Dermott & Hank are the more athletic/goonish type, where as Dean is bookish - perfect reflections of their true mothers. And where Doc is genuinely freaked out by Myra, he obviously had some affection for the fan club president...which might contribute to why he favors Dean.
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Oct. 6, 2010, 12:33pm
  • by REVENGE!
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Maybe Dean and Dermott were secretly exchanged by Doc Venture as infants?
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Oct. 6, 2010, 12:41pm
  • by The Mysterious 'H'
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Yeah, but she recognizes Dean. She may be crazy but I think she'd know if one of her childen went from having dirty blonde hair to having reddish brown hair.
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Oct. 6, 2010, 3:48pm
  • by The Secret
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I wonder what size hat Billy wears?
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Oct. 7, 2010, 2:49am
  • by Chuck
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In reference to the Everybody comes to Hank's capsules, I believe Billy said that Nikki had "Gams straight up to heaven" not "Damn, straight up to heaven" (gams, 30s & 40s slang for great looking legs, which Nikki had and would fit in with the style of speak they were going for) .

Also, I think Al said "She was on you like Sid on Nancy!" not "She was on you like Sit on Nancy!" (Sid referring to Sid Vicious and his girlfriend Nancy Spungen).

Other than those minor things, great capsules!
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Oct. 7, 2010, 7:25am
  • by Wemedge
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Sweet
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Oct. 7, 2010, 12:46pm
  • by Mike
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Sweet, I already corrected that first thing, but not the second. Thanks! Also you should post in the capsule article: http://mantiseye.com/news/everybody_comes_to_hanks_capsule (though I suppose you posted this before I put that up)
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Oct. 7, 2010, 2:28pm
  • by Capt.Baulding
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I think future Rusty that we see at the end will turn out to be David Bowie summoning the boys. Perhaps Phantom Limb exacts some sort of revenge and Rusty is in danger.
After all Bowie is a shape shifter.
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Oct. 9, 2010, 9:47am
  • by Capt.Baulding
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...also Brocks partner in the last episode has got to be a clone of 24. 'nuff said.
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