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by Sid
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Hunter: Oh, that poor woman has the SADDEST tits. They're damn depressing.
Brock: Right? Yeah. They're like, the notebook sad.
Hunter: Tits are like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock: Mournful! She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter: Those things are like a little kid with Progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad, dammit she has gloomy tits.
Brock: It's like she put a dollars worth of change in some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful dignified funeral.

Sep. 27, 2010, 12:55am

by Doctor X
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Thank you! Soon-to-be-Classic Venture Dialogue. I had to watch it twice since I was laughing so hard at the "two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra" to catch all of the "little kid with Progeria!"

Disagree with you on Capt. Sunshine--he is awesome!

But . .. you know . . . keep him away from my kid!

--J.D.

Sep. 30, 2010, 8:29am

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